Most Viewed

The Merchant Of Venice
The Senator's Laundry
The Rhinoceros And The Dromedary
The Blue Nose
The Plumber's Revenge A Legend Of Madison Avenue
The Doctor
A Toast
The Coroner And The Banana Peel
The Ahkoond Of Swat
Dominique


Least Viewed

Mother Hunt's Chickens
The Japanese Reporter
Sheepskins And Politics
The Hen And The Tailor
The Centipede And The Barbaric Yak
The Amateur Orlando
The Ostrich And The Hen
The Unfortunate Elephant
The Gray Linnet
The Deacon's Bargain


Random Canadian Humour

To Mary
The Unfortunate Elephant
How Bateese Came Home
The Gray Linnet
The Ahkoond Of Swat
Mother Hunt's Chickens
Sheepskins And Politics
A Toast
The Blue Nose
Dominique




The Blue Nose

Canadian Humour Home




Let the Student of Nature in rapture descant,
On the Heaven's cerulean hue;
Let the Lover indulge in poetical rant,
When the eyes of his Mistress are blue.

But fill high your glasses--fill, fill to the brim,
I've a different toast to propose:
While such eyes, and such skies, still are beaming for him,
Here's a health to the jolly Blue Nose.

Let the Frenchman delight in his vine-covered vales,
Let the Greek toast his old classic ground;
Here's the land where the bracing Northwester prevails,
And where jolly Blue Noses abound.

Long--long may it flourish, to all of us dear,
Loved and honoured by hearts that are true;
But, should ever a foe chance his nose to show here
He shall find all our Noses true Blue.





Next: To Mary




Add to Informational Site Network
Report
Privacy
ADD TO EBOOK


Viewed 4562