i'm walking along with a carnival. though the streets of rome. and i can sense him. i'm with someone, a friend. and i can see an archway. its big. i take them over and there is a door on the right that opens on a small room. only big enough to fit a ... Read more of us in rome at My Dreams.caInformational Site Network Informational
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The Merchant Of Venice

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A Venetian Merchant who was lolling in the lap of luxury was accosted
upon the Rialto by a friend who had not seen him for many months. "How
is this?" cried the latter. "When I last saw you your gaberdine was out
at elbows, and now you sail in your own gondola." "True," replied the
Merchant, "but since then I have met with serious losses, and been
obliged to compound with my creditors for ten cents on the dollar."


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