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The Ostrich And The Hen

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An Ostrich and a Hen chanced to occupy adjacent apartments, and the
former complained loudly that her rest was disturbed by the cackling of
her humble neighbour. "Why is it," she finally asked the Hen, "that you
make such an intolerable noise?" The Hen replied, "Because I have laid
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because you are a Hen and don't know any better."


Moral: The moral of the foregoing is not very clear, but it contains
some reference to the Agitation for Female Suffrage.





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