Waking Up The Wrong Passenger
In "comparing notes" with a travelled friend, I glean from his stock of
information, gathered South-west, a few incidents in the life of a
somewhat extensively famed Boston panoramic artist--one of which
incidents, at least, is worth rehearsing. Some years ago, the South-west
was beset by an organized coalition of desperadoes, whose daring
outrages kept travellers and the dwellers in the Mississippi valley in
continual
fear and anxiety. "Running niggers" was one of the most
popular and profitable branches of the business pursuits of these
gentlemen freebooters, and, next to horse-stealing, was the most
practised.
At length, the citizens "measured swords" with the freebooters, or land
pirates, more properly; forming themselves into committees, the citizens
opened Court and practised Judge Lynch's code upon a multitude of
just occasions. At the time of which we write, Mill's Point, on the
Mississippi, was no great shakes of a town, but a spot where a very
considerable amount of whiskey was drank, and a corresponding quantity
of crime and desperate doings were enacted; indeed, some of the worst
scenes in Southern Kentucky's tragic dramas were performed there. It so
fell out, that some of the land pirates had been actively engaged in
levying upon the negroes and mules around Mill's Point, and the
protective committee were on the alert to capture and administer the law
upon these fellows. It was discovered, one evening, as the shades of a
black and rather tempestuous night were closing upon the mighty "father
of waters" and his ancient banks, that a mysterious voyageur, or sort
of piratical vidette, was seen in his light canoe, hugging the shore,
either for shelter or some insidious purpose.
The canoe and its navigator were diligently watched; but the coming
storm and darkness soon closed observation, and the parties noticing the
transaction hurried forward to the Point, and announced one or more of
the land pirates in the neighborhood! Of course, the town--of some four
houses, six "groceries," a store and blacksmithery--was aroused,
indignant! Impatient for a victim, the posse comitatus "fired up,"
armed to the teeth with pistol, bludgeon, blunderbuss, gun, bowie-knife,
and--whiskey, started up the river to reconnoitre and intercept the
pirate and his crew.
Each nook and corner along shore, for some three miles, was
carefully--as much so as the darkness would admit--scoured. The
Storm-King rode by, the stars again twinkled in the azure-arched
heavens, and soon, too, the bright silver moon beamed forth, and
suddenly one of the vigilant committee espies the land-pirate and his
canoe noiselessly floating down the rapid stream! No time was to be
lost; the committee man, rather pleased with the fact of his being the
first to make the discovery, apprised a comrade, and the two hurried
back to the Point, to get a canoe and start out to capture the enemy.
The canoe was obtained, three courageous men, armed to the teeth, as the
saying goes, paddled off, and indeed they had not far to paddle, for
right ahead they saw the mysterious canoe of the enemy! Where was the
pirate? Asleep! Lying down in his frail vessel; either asleep, or
"playing possum." At all events, the Mills-Pointers gave the enemy but a
brief period to sleep or act; for, dashing alongside, a brawny arm
seized the victim in the strange canoe by the breast and throat, with
such a rush and fierceness that both canoes were upon the apex of
"swamping."
"Don't move! Don't budge an inch, or you're a case for eels, you thief!"
"Make catfish bait of him at once!" yelled the second.
"Don't move," cried the third, "don't move, you possum, or you're
giblets, instanter!"
But these injunctions scarcely seemed necessary, for, even had the
captive been so inclined, he neither possessed the power nor opportunity
to move a limb.
"Haul him out," cried one.
"Yes, lug him into our boat," said another; "so now, you skunk, lay
still; don't open your trap, or I'll brain you on sight!"
Having transferred the body of the captive from his "own canoe" to
theirs, the Mills-Pointers made fast the stranger's dug-out, and then
paddled for the landing. The pirate was duly hauled ashore, or on to the
wharf-boat, and left under guard of one of the captors--a dreadful
ugly-looking customer, a cross between a whiskey-cask, bowie-knife,
and a Seminole Indian or bull-dog, and armed equal to an arsenal--while
the other two went up to the nearest "grocery," reported the capture,
took a drink, and sent out word for Court to meet. The poor victim was
deposited on his back across some barrels, with his hands tied behind
him. Recovering his scattered senses, the pirate "waked up."
"Look here, my virtuous friend," said he to his body-guard, who sat on
an opposite barrel, with a heavy pistol in his hand, "what's all this
about?"
"Shet up!" responded the guard; "shet up your gourd. You'll know what's
up, pooty soon, you ugly cuss, you!"
"Well, that's explicit, anyhow!" coolly continued the captive. "But all
I want to know, is--am I to be robbed, killed off, or only initiated
into the mysteries of your craft?"
"Shet up, you piratin' cuss, you; shet up, or I'll give you a settler!"
was the reply.
a settler!--Page 305.]
"Well, really, you are accommodating," cavalierly replied the but little
daunted captive. "One thing consoling I glean, my virtuous friend, from
your scraps of information--you are not a pirate yourself, or in favor
of that science! But I should like to know, old fellow, where I am, and
what the deuce I'm here for."
"Well, you'll soon diskiver the perticklers, for here comes the Court,
and they'll have you dancin' on nothin' and kickin' at the wind, pooty
soon; you kin stake your pile on that!"
And with this, a hum was heard, and soon a mob of a dozen
well-stimulated citizens, and strangers about the Point, came rushing
and yelling on to the wharf-boat and were quite as immediately gathered
around the captive. The first impulse of the posse comitatus appeared
to manifest itself in a desire to hang the victim--straight up! A second
(how sober we know not) thought induced them to ask a question or two,
and for this purpose the presiding judge drew up before the still
prostrate captive, and said--
"Who are you? What have you got to say for yourself, anyhow?"
The sunburnt, ragged, and rather romantic-looking prisoner turned his
face towards the judge, and replied--
"I have nothing of consequence to say, neighbor. I would like to know,
however, what all this means!"
"Where's your crew, you villain?" said the judge.
"Crew? I have never found it necessary to have any, neighbor; navigation
never engrossed a great deal of my attention, but I get along down here
very well--without a crew!"
"You do?" responded the judge; "well, we're going to hang you up."
"You are, eh?" was the cool reply; "well, I have always been opposed to
capital punishment, neighbor, and I know it would be unpleasant to me
now!"
The quiet manner of his reply rather won upon the Court, and says the
judge--
"Who are you, and where are you from?"
"My name is Banvard--John Banvard, from Boston!"
"It is, eh? What are you doing along here, alone in a canoe?"
"Taking a panorama of the Mississippi, neighbor, that's all."
The Court adjourned sine die; the clever artist was untied, treated
to the best the market afforded, that night; his canoe, rifle, &c.,
restored next day, and John went on his way rejoicing in his narrow
escape--finished his sketches, and the first great panorama "got up" in
our country, and which he took to Europe, after making a fortune by it
in America.