Most Viewed

Grace After Dinner
A Dog's Religion
His Duel With Captain D'esterre
The Upstart
His Birth
Wisdom
A Certificate Of Marriage
The Serenading Lover
A Mistaken Frenchman
A Courtier's Retort


Least Viewed

His Birth
Scene Between Fitzgibbon And Curran In The Irish Parliament
Refusal Of Office
His First Client
O'leary Versus Curran
Dr Sacheverell
His Defence Of Archibald Hamilton Rowan
Mr Pulteney
The Feast Of O'rourke
His Duel With Bully Egan


Random Irish Humour

High Authority
Curran's Quarrel With Fitzgibbon
Verses Left With A Silver Standish On The Dean's Desk By Dr Delany
The Prince Of Wales
The Monks Of The Screw
O'connell And A Bilking Client
Lady Morgan
Lord Avonmore
Epitaph On Judge Boat
An Insolent Judge




The Dean And Faulkner

Irish Humour Home




George Faulkner, the Dublin printer, once called on Dean Swift on his
return from London, dressed in a rich coat of silk brocade and gold
lace, and seeming not a little proud of the adorning of his person: the
Dean determined to humble him. When he entered the room, and saluted the
Dean with all the respectful familiarity of an old acquaintance, the
Dean affected not to know him; in vain did he declare himself as George
Faulkner, the Dublin printer; the Dean declared him an impostor, and at
last abruptly bade him begone. Faulkner, perceiving the error he had
committed, instantly returned home, and resuming his usual dress, again
went to the Dean, when he was very cordially received. Ah, George,
said he, I am so glad to see you, for here has been an impudent
coxcomb, bedizened in silks and gold lace, who wanted to pass himself
off for you; but I soon sent the fellow about his business; for I knew
you to be always a plain dressed and honest man, just as you now
appear before me.





Next: Swift Arbuthnot And Parnell

Previous: His Saturnalia



Add to Informational Site Network
Report
Privacy
ADD TO EBOOK


Viewed 2602