A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: $500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER! When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant dung on rye. She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all ... Read more of Unusual order at Free Jokes.caInformational Site Network Informational
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TOM bought a gallon of gin to take home; and, by way of a label, wrote
his name upon a card, which happened to be the seven of clubs, and tied
it to the handle. A friend coming along, and observing the jug, quietly
remarked: That's an awful careless way to leave that liquor!--Why?
said Tom. Because somebody might come along with the eight of clubs
and take it!





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