I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg, I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg, I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole, I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole, What am I? ... Read more of I can sizzle like bacon, at Free Jokes.caInformational Site Network Informational
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AN Englishman paying an Irish shoeblack with rudeness, the dirty
urchin said, My honey, all the polish you have is upon your boots
and I gave you that.





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