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A Gretna Customer
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A RUNAWAY couple were married at Gretna Green. The smith demanded five
guineas for his services. How is this? said the bridegroom, the
gentleman you last married assured me that he only gave you a
guinea.--True, said the smith, but he was an Irishman. I have
married him six times. He is a good customer, and you I may never
see again.
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