Mr and Mrs Anstruther were at breakfast in the parlour of Westfield Hall, in the county of Essex. They were arranging plans for the day. 'George,' said Mrs Anstruther, 'I think you had better take the car to Maldon and see if you can get any ... Read more of The Rose Garden at Scary Stories.caInformational Site Network Informational
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ONE of the Kembles made his first appearance on the stage as an opera
singer. His voice was, however, so bad, that at a rehearsal the
conductor of the orchestra called out, Mr. Kemble! Mr. Kemble! you are
murdering the music!--My dear sir, was the quiet rejoinder, it is
far better to murder it outright, than to keep on beating it as you
do.





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