All The Same


IN Edinburgh resided a gentleman, who is as huge, though not so witty,

as Falstaff. It is his custom when he travels to book two places, and

thus secure half the inside to himself. He once sent his servant to book

him to Glasgow. The man returned with the following pleasing

intelligence: I've booked you, sir; there weren't two inside places

left, so I booked you one in and one out.



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