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A WEALTHY merchant of Fenchurch Street, lamenting to a confidential
friend that his daughter had eloped with one of his footmen, concluded,
by saying, Yet I wish to forgive the girl, and receive her husband, as
it is now too late to part them. But then his condition; how can I
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Liveryman of the city of London. What is more honorable?





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