Weight Loss Spell Stand in front of a mirror and put your hands on your stomach. Chant these words with feeling: Godess hear my plead, Make me the weight I want to heed, This size is to big for me, A size (size you want to be) I want to be, ... Read more of Weight Loss Spell at White Magic.caInformational Site Network Informational
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THE author of the Parson's Daughter, when surprised one evening in his
arm-chair, two or three hours after dinner, is reported to have
apologized, by saying, When one is alone, the bottle does come round
so often. On a similar occasion, Sir Hercules Langreish, on being
asked, Have you finished all that port (three bottles) without
assistance? answered, No--not quite that--I had the assistance of a
bottle of Madeira.





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