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(Suggested by hearing a debate in the House of Commons.)
TO wonder now at Balaam's ass were weak;
Is there a night that asses do not speak?
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CRIES Sylvia to a Reverend Dean, What reason can be given, Since marriage is a holy thing, That there are none in Heaven? There are no women, he replied. She quick returns the jest,-- Women there are, but I'm a...
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(Accounting for the apostacy of ministers.) THE Whigs, because they rat and change To Toryism, all must spurn; Yet in the fact there's nothing strange, That Wigs should twist, or curl, or turn. ...
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WHEN by a jury one is tried, Twelve of his equals are implied; Then W---- might attempt in vain, This sacred privilege to obtain. Since human nature ne'er on earth Gave to twelve equal scoundrels birth. ...
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(On the oiled and perfumed ringlets of a certain Lord.) OF miracles this is sans doute the most rare, I ever perceived, heard reported, or read; A man with abundance of scents in his hair, Without the least atom of sense in his he...
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THE jolly members of a toping club Like pipe-staves are, but hooped into a tub; And in a close confederacy link For nothing else, but only to hold drink. ...
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(On Lord W----'s saying the independence of the House of Lords is gone.) THE independence of the Lords is gone, Says W----, to truth for once inclined; And to believe his lordship I am prone, Seeing that he himself is left behind....
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(On a certain M.P.'s indisposition.) HASTE son of Celsus, P--rc--v--l is ill; Dissect an ass before you try your skill. ...
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(On the charge of illegally pawning brought against Captain B----, M.P.) IF it's true a newly made M.P. Has coolly pawned his landlord's property, As the said landlord certainly alleges, No more will Radicals and Whigs divide ...
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(On a little member's versatility.) WHY little Neddy ---- yearns To rat, there is a reason strong, He needs be everything by turns, Who is by nature nothing long. ...
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THAT Lord ---- owes nothing, one safely may say, For his creditors find he has nothing to pay. ...
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(On ----'s ponderous speeches.) THOUGH Sir Edward has made many speeches of late, The House would most willingly spare them; For it finds they possess such remarkable weight, That it's really a trouble to bear them. ...
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(On Alderman Wood's being afraid to pledge himself even to the principles he has always professed.) SURE in the House he'll do but little good Who lets I dare not, wait upon I WOOD (I would). ...
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(Suggested by hearing a debate in the House of Commons.) TO wonder now at Balaam's ass were weak; Is there a night that asses do not speak? ...
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(On hearing a prosing harangue from a certain Bishop.) WHEN he holds forth, his reverence doth appear So lengthily his subject to pursue, That listeners (out of patience) often fear He has indeed eternity in view. ...
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TWO Harveys had a mutual wish To please in different stations; For one excelled in Sauce for Fish, And one in Meditations. Each had its pungent power applied To aid the dead and dying; This relishes a sole when f...
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THE charity of Closefist give to fame, He has at last subscribed--how much?--his name. ...
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THE proverb says, and no one e'er disputes, Nature the shoulder to the burden suits; Then nature gave to Saucemore with his head, Shoulders to carry half a ton of lead. ...
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(On ----'s Veracity.) HE boasts about the truth I've heard, And vows he'd never break it; Why, zounds, a man must keep his word When nobody will take it. ...
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(Upon the late Duke of Buckingham's moderate reform.) FOR Buckingham to hope to pit His bill against Lord Grey's is idle; Reform, when offered bit by bit, Is but intended for a bridle. ...
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(Upon the trustworthiness of ---- ----.) HE'LL keep a secret well, or I'm deceived, For what he says will never be believed. ...
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WHEN at the head of our most gracious king, Disloyal Collins did his pebble fling,-- Why choose, with tears the injured monarch said, So hard a stone to break so soft a head? ...
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THY flattering picture, Phryne, 's like to thee Only in this, that you both painted be. ...
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(On Bishop ----'s Religion.) THOUGH not a Catholic, his lordship has, 'Tis plain, strong disposition to a-mass (a mass). ...
Epigram Addressed To Miss Edgeworth
WE every-day bards may Anonymous sign: That refuge, Miss Edgeworth, can never be thine: Thy writings, where satire and moral unite, Must bring forth the name of their author to light. Good and bad join in telling the source of t...