High And Low


I EXPECT six clergymen to dine with me on such a day, said a gentleman

to his butler. Very good, sir, said the butler. Are they High Church

or Low Church, sir?--What on earth can that signify to you? asked the

astonished master. Every thing, sir, was the reply. If they are High

Church, they'll drink; if they are Low Church, they'll eat!



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