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WHEN an inferior actor at the Haymarket once took off David Garrick,
Foote limped from the boxes to the green-room, and severely rated him
for his impudence. Why, sir, said the fellow, you take him off every
day, and why may not I?--Because, replied the satirist, you are not
qualified to kill game, and I am.





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