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A PRISONER in The Fleet sent to his creditor to let him know that he had
a proposal to make, which he believed would be for their mutual benefit.
Accordingly, the creditor calling on him to hear it: I have been
thinking, said he, that it is a very idle thing for me to lie here,
and put you to the expense of seven groats a week. My being so
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