No Matter What Color


AN eminent Scottish divine met two of his own parishioners at the house

of a lawyer, whom he considered too sharp a practitioner. The lawyer

ungraciously put the question, Doctor, these are members of your flock;

may I ask, do you look upon them as white sheep or as black sheep?--I

don't know, answered the divine dryly, whether they are black or white

sheep; but I know, if they are long here, they are pretty sure to be

fleeced.



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