Quin And The Parson
A WELL-BENEFICED old parson having a large company to dinner,
entertained them with nothing else but the situation and profits of his
parochial livings, which he said he kept entirely to himself. Quin,
being one of the party, and observing that the parson displayed a pair
of very dirty yellow hands, immediately called out,--So, so, doctor, I
think you do keep your glebe in your own hands with a witness!