God: I call upon Zeus, chief ruler of immortals and mortals alike, most powerful of all the gods, who was known as the omnipotent Father Zeus, and to the Romans as Jupiter, and who punishes those who lie and break. Around I bind you three time... Read more of ZEUS BINDING SPELL at White Magic.caInformational Site Network Informational
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Do you, said Fanny, t' other day,
In earnest love me as you say;
Or are those tender words applied
Alike to fifty girls beside?
Dear, cruel girl, cried I, forbear,
For by those eyes,--those lips I swear!
She stopped me as the oath I took,
And cried, You've sworn,--now kiss the book.





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