Severe Rebuke
SIR WILLIAM B. being at a parish meeting, made some proposals which were
objected to by a farmer. Highly enraged, Sir, said he to the farmer,
do you know that I have been at two universities, and at two colleges
in each university?--Well, sir, replied the farmer, what of that? I
had a calf that sucked two cows, and the observation I made was, the
more he sucked the greater calf he grew.