Take a piece of parchment or fine quality writing paper and inscribe the name of the target. Write it in a circle twice, so the ends meet. As you do this, concentrate on the person's face and your desire that they call you. Then, while still concentr... Read more of To get someone to call you at White Magic.caInformational Site Network Informational
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Three Ends To A Rope

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A LAD applied to the captain of a vessel for a berth; the captain,
wishing to intimidate him, handed him a piece of rope, and said, If you
want to make a good sailor, you must make three ends to the rope.--I
can do it, he readily replied; here is one, and here is another,--that
makes two. Now, here's the third, and he threw it overboard.





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