Unwelcome Agreement
A POMPOUS parish clergyman felt his dignity mightily offended by a
chubby-faced lad who was passing him without moving his hat. Do you
know who I am, sir, that you pass me in that unmannerly way? You are
better fed than taught, I think, sir.--Whew, may be it is so, measter,
for you teaches me, but I feeds myself.