A Walking Stick
An Honor To Tipperary
A New Sign
An East Indian Chaplaincy
The Tanner; An Epigram
Cause And Effect
A Pertinent Question
A Short Journey
The Ruling Passion Strong In Death
Large But Not Large Enough
The College Bell!
Killed By His Own Remedy
A New Reading
Verse And Worse
AMONG a company of cheerful Irishmen, in the neighborhood of St. Giles,
it was proposed by the host to make a gift of a couple of fowls to him
that, off-hand, should write six lines in poetry of his own composing.
Several of the merry crew attempted unsuccessfully to gain the prize. At
length the wittiest among them thus ended the contest:--
Good friends, as I'm to make a po'm,
Excuse me, if I just step home;
Two lines already!--be not cru'l,
Consider, honeys,--I'm a fool.
There's four lines!--now I'll gain the fowls,
With which I soon shall fill my bow'ls.
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