Once there was a little yellow Tulip, and she lived down in a little dark house under the ground. One day she was sitting there, all by herself, and it was very still. Suddenly, she heard a little _tap, tap, tap_, at the door. "Who is that... Read more of THE LITTLE YELLOW TULIP at Children Stories.ca

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IT appears that there were two persons of the name of Dr. John Thomas,
not easily to be distinguished; for somebody (says Bishop Newton) was
speaking of Dr. Thomas, when it was asked, which Dr. Thomas do you
mean?--Dr. John Thomas.--They are both named John.--Dr. Thomas who
has a living in the city.--They have both livings in the city.--Dr.
Thomas who is chaplain to the king.--They are both chaplains to the
king.--Dr. Thomas who is a very good preacher.--They are both good
preachers.--Dr. Thomas who squints.--They both squint. They were
afterwards both Bishops.

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