Most Viewed
A Walking Stick
Erudite
An Honor To Tipperary
Welsh Wig-ging
White Teeth
An East Indian Chaplaincy
Idolatry
Witty Coward
A New Sign
Epigram
Least Viewed
Epigram
A Good Reason
A Bad Crop
Black And White
Extremes Meet
Walpoliana
A Nice Distinction
Confidence
Measure For Measure
Good Advice
Random Jests
Non Sequitur
Sage Advice
Sharp Boy
An Ingenious Device
An Entertaining Proposition
Odd Housekeeping
Charitable Wit
A Close Translation
A Dull Man
A Fortunate Expedient
|
Wet And Dry
Jests Home
DR. MACKNIGHT, who was a better commentator than preacher, having been
caught in a shower of rain, entered the vestry soaked with wet. As the
time drew on for divine service he became much distressed, and
ejaculated over and over, O, I wish that I was dry! Do you think I'm
dry? Do you think I'm dry eneuch noo? To this his jocose colleague, Dr.
Henry, the historian, returned: Bide a wee, doctor, and ye'se be dry
eneuch when ye get into the pu'pit.
Next: Rum And Water
Previous: A New Disguise
Viewed 368
|
Informational
