Where Is The Audience?
THE manager of a country theatre looked into the house between the acts,
and turned with a face of dismay to the prompter, with the question of,
Why, good gracious, where's the audience?--Sir, replied the
prompter, without moving a muscle, he is just now gone to get some
beer. The manager wiped the perspiration from his brow and said, Will
he return do you think?--Most certainly; he expresses himself highly
satisfied with the play, and applauded as one man.--Then let business
proceed, exclaimed the manager, proudly; and it did proceed.