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Women
Jests Home
AT no time of life should a man give up the thoughts of enjoying the
society of women. In youth, says Lord Bacon, women are our
mistresses, at a riper age our companions, in old age our nurses, and in
all ages our friends.
A gentleman being asked what difference there was between a clock and a
woman, instantly replied, A clock serves to point out the hours, and
a woman to make us forget them.
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