If we must die--let it not be like hogs Hunted and penned in an inglorious spot, While round us bark the mad and hungry dogs, Making their mock at our accursed lot. If we must die--oh, let us nobly die, So that our precious blood may not be s... Read more of If We Must Die at Martin Luther King.caInformational Site Network Informational
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Child custody







A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.




The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.




The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his justification.




After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair and replied...




"Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or the machine?"





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