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Dinosaur theory







OK, let's consider the physical evidence.




The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the Earth every year.




Do the math and you will clearly see that 85 million years ago it was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth's surface. This would explain the death of the dinosaurs; the tallest ones, anyway





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