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Don't confuse mac's with PC's







An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong.




Customer: "I brought my Windows disks from work to install them on my


home computer." (Training stresses that we are "not the Soft-ware Police," so I let the little act of piracy slide.)


Tech Support: "Umm-hmm. What happened?"


Customer: "As I put each disk in it turns out they weren't initialized."




Tech Support: "Do you remember the message exactly, ma'am?"


Customer:(proudly) "I wrote it down. 'This is not a Macintosh disk. Would you like to initialize it'?"


Tech Support: "Er, what happened next?"


Customer: "After they were initialized all the disks appeared to be blank. And now I brought them back to work, and I can't read them in the A: drive; the PC wants to format them. And this is our only set of Windows disks for the whole office. Did I do something wrong?"





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