How Old Am I?
Calling In Sick
The Chastity Belt
Cat On The Roof
Microsoft Tech Drafted
Don't Confuse Mac's With Pc's
Animal Football Match
Before It Starts
Panda In A Bar
Octopus In The Bar
Problems Printing Yellow
Not Another Virus
Signal Man's Test
Expert In The Kitchen
What Type Of Snake
Don't confuse mac's with PC's
An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong.
Customer: "I brought my Windows disks from work to install them on my
home computer." (Training stresses that we are "not the Soft-ware Police," so I let the little act of piracy slide.)
Tech Support: "Umm-hmm. What happened?"
Customer: "As I put each disk in it turns out they weren't initialized."
Tech Support: "Do you remember the message exactly, ma'am?"
Customer:(proudly) "I wrote it down. 'This is not a Macintosh disk. Would you like to initialize it'?"
Tech Support: "Er, what happened next?"
Customer: "After they were initialized all the disks appeared to be blank. And now I brought them back to work, and I can't read them in the A: drive; the PC wants to format them. And this is our only set of Windows disks for the whole office. Did I do something wrong?"
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