There was once a great king of England who was called Wil-liam the Con-quer-or, and he had three sons. One day King Wil-liam seemed to be thinking of something that made him feel very sad; and the wise men who were about him asked him w... Read more of THE SONS OF WILLIAM THE CONQUEROR at Stories Poetry.comInformational Site Network Informational
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Expert in the kitchen







An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.


"You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home."




"Why?" asked somebody from the audience.




"I watched my wife's routine at dinner for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time.




One day I told her, 'Honey, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'




"Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked.




"Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 30 minutes to make dinner.


Now I do it in ten..."





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