There was an old fellow named Green, Who grew so abnormally lean, And flat, and compressed, That his back touched his chest, And sideways he couldn't be seen. There was a young lady of Lynn, Who was so excessively thin,... Read more of THIN PEOPLE at Free Jokes.caInformational Site Network Informational
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If you love something







If you love something, set it free.


If it comes back, it was and always will be yours.


If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.


If, however, it just sits in your living room,


messes up your stuff,


eats your food,


uses your telephone,


takes your money, and


never appears to have noticed that


you actually set it free in the first place,


You either married it or gave birth to it!






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