The effect of the trick: Three cards of the same value are separated then magically brought together by a spectator. Before you begin the trick: Take out four cards of the same kind lets say four fives for example. Put three fives to one side and ... Read more of The Magical Trio at Card Trick.caInformational Site Network Informational
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Minister for drinks







A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression, he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."


With even greater emphasis, he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."




And finally, he cried, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." Sermon complete, he then sat down.




After a few moments, the song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: 'Shall We Gather at the River'."







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