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Turkey roll







A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.


She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."




"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."




"No, mother," you don't understand.


"I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!"




"Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom.


"Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."




"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket."


"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"




"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said -


'Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska!"





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