Most Viewed
How Old Am I?
Calling In Sick
Blind Pilots
The Chastity Belt
Cat On The Roof
Romantic Food
Funeral Arrangements
Horse Power
The Lumberjack
Unusual Order
Least Viewed
Microsoft Tech Drafted
Problems Printing Yellow
Telesales
Computer Class Fun
Don't Confuse Mac's With Pc's
Animal Football Match
The New Southern Santa
Commercial Misfortune
Turkey Roll
Dinosaur Theory
Random Jokes
What Type Of Snake
The Lumberjack
Hunting In The Jungle
Animal Football Match
Funeral Arrangements
The New Southern Santa
Commercial Misfortune
Cough Cure
Expert In The Kitchen
The Honeymoon Is Over
|
Unusual order
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:
$500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!
When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant dung on rye.
She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks loose!
The restaurant owner comes storming out of the kitchen. He runs up to the customer's table, slaps five $100 bills down on it and says, -
"You got me that time buddy, but I want you to know that's the first time in ten years we've been out of rye bread!"
Next: The lumberjack Previous: Cough cure
Viewed 4715
|