Most Viewed

After Dinner Speeches
Liars
Thin People
Employers And Employees
Courage
Faith
Forgetfulness
Guests
Honesty
Coffee


Least Viewed

Rehearsals
Subways
Chicago
Reconciliations
West, The
Minorities
Proportion
Republican Party
Attention
Mathematics




Bacteria

Joke Topics Home




There once were some learned M.D.'s,
Who captured some germs of disease,
And infected a train
Which, without causing pain,
Allowed one to catch it with ease.


Two doctors met in the hall of the hospital.

"Well," said the first, "what's new this morning?"

"I've got a most curious case. Woman, cross-eyed; in fact, so cross-eyed
that when she cries the tears run down her back."

"What are you doing for her?"

"Just now," was the answer, "we're treating her for bacteria."





Next: BADGES

Previous: BACCALAUREATE SERMONS



Add to Informational Site Network
Report
Privacy
ADD TO EBOOK


Viewed 3668





Random Joke Topics

Partnership
Harvard University
Husbands
Lost And Found
Banks And Banking
Canning And Preserving
Church Attendance
Juvenile Delinquency
Trouble
Choirs
Philosophy
Steamships And Steamboats
Knowledge
Rheumatism
Printers
Thin People
Details
Messages
Hosts
Weights And Measures
Mosquitoes
Orators
Roasts
Chronology
Hurry