CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS


While waiting for the speaker at a public meeting a pale little man in

the audience seemed very nervous. He glanced over his shoulder from time

to time and squirmed and shifted about in his seat. At last, unable to

stand it longer, he arose and demanded, in a high, penetrating voice,

"Is there a Christian Scientist in this room?"



A woman at the other side of the hall got up and said, "I am a Christian

Scientist."



"Well, then, madam," requested the little man, "would you mind changing

seats with me? I'm sitting in a draft."



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