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A teacher asked her class in spelling to state the difference between
the words "results" and "consequences."
A bright girl replied, "Results are what you expect, and consequences
are what you get."
Consequences are unpitying. Our deeds carry their terrible consequences,
quite apart from any fluctuations that went before--consequences that
are hardly ever confined to ourselves.--_George Eliot_.
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