you live so far away from me,fate brought you into my world,and then one night your eyes were burning through my soul,now i can't go home anymore...that night you lay there beside me,you whispered softly in my ear,you said that you ... Read more of Lifeline at Sings.caInformational Site Network Informational
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Fate hit me very hard one day.
I cried: "What is my fault?
What have I done? What causes, pray,
This unprovoked assault?"
She paused, then said: "Darned if I know;
I really can't explain."
Then just before she turned to go
She whacked me once again!

--_La Touche Hancock_.


So in the Libyan fable it is told
That once an eagle stricken with a dart,
Said, when he saw the fashion of the shaft,
"With our own feathers, not by others' hands,
Are we now smitten."

--_Aeschylus_.





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