LOVE

Love is an insane desire on the part of a chump to pay a woman's

board-bill for life.





MR. SLIMPURSE--"But why do you insist that our daughter should marry a

man whom she does not like? You married for love, didn't you?"



MRS. SLIMPURSE--"Yes; but that is no reason why I should let our

daughter make the same blunder."





MAUDE--"Jack is telling around tha you are worth your weight in gold."



ETHEL--"The foolish boy. Who is he telling it to?"



MAUDE--"His creditors."





RICH MAN--"Would you love my daughter just as much if she had no money?"



SUITOR--"Why, certainly!"



RICH MAN--"That's sufficient. I don't want any idiots in this family."





'Tis better to have lived and loved

Than never to have lived at all.



--_Judge_.





May we have those in our arms that we love in our hearts.





Here's to love, the only fire against which there is no insurance.





Here's to those that I love;

Here's to those who love me;

Here's to those who love those that I love.

Here's to those who love those who love me.





It is best to love wisely, no doubt; but to love foolishly is better

than not to be able to love at all.--_Thackeray_.





Mysterious love, uncertain treasure,

Hast thou more of pain or pleasure!