Most Viewed

After Dinner Speeches
Liars
Thin People
Courage
Employers And Employees
Forgetfulness
Faith
Guests
Honesty
Coffee


Least Viewed

Failures
Reconciliations
Mollycoddles
Attention
Minorities
Steamships And Steamboats
Surprise
Constancy
Fountain Pens
Proposals




Loyalty

Joke Topics Home




Jenkins, a newly wedded suburbanite, kissed his wife goodby the other
morning, and, telling her he would be home at six o'clock that evening,
got into his auto and started for town.

At six o'clock no hubby had appeared, and the little wife began to get
nervous. When the hour of midnight arrived she could bear the suspense
no longer, so she aroused her father and sent him off to the telegraph
office with six telegrams to as many brother Elks living in town, asking
each if her husband was stopping with him overnight.

Morning came, and the frantic wife had received no intelligence of the
missing man. As dawn appeared, a farm wagon containing a farmer and the
derelict husband drove up to the house, while behind the wagon trailed
the broken-down auto. Almost simultaneously came a messenger boy with an
answer to one of the telegrams, followed at intervals by five others.
All of them read:

"Yes, John is spending the night with me."--_Bush Phillips_.


BOY--"Come quick, there's a man been fighting my father more'n half an
hour."

POLICEMAN--"Why didn't you tell me before?"

BOY--"'Cause father was getting the best of it till a few minutes ago."





Next: LUCK




Add to Informational Site Network
Report
Privacy
ADD TO EBOOK


Viewed 3450





Random Joke Topics

Corns
Foresight
Baccalaureate Sermons
Librarians
Messages
_r.l.f_.
Buildings
Sneezing
Servants
Compliments
Partnership
Alimony
Lost And Found
Anatomy
Leap Year
Deer
Pins
Pleasure
Divorce
Theater
Americans
Seasickness
Speculation
Etiquet
Opera