O DWELLERS OF MY PARADISE! With the hands of loving-kindness I have planted in the holy garden of paradise the young tree of your love and friendship, and have watered it with the goodly showers of My tender grace; now that the hour of its fr... Read more of 34: O Dwellers Of My Paradise! With The Hands Of Loving-kindness I Have at Bahaullah.caInformational Site Network Informational
Privacy
  Home Stories Jokes Joke Topics Jokes Riddles Anecdotes Irish Humour Jests Canadian Humour Puns Animal Anecdotes Free Jokes Humour Scenes


Most Viewed

After Dinner Speeches
Liars
Thin People
Employers And Employees
Courage
Faith
Forgetfulness
Guests
Honesty
Coffee


Least Viewed

Rheumatism
Treason
Windfalls
Propriety
Republican Party
Coal Dealers
Dachshunds
Onions
Proportion
Chicago




News

Joke Topics Home






Soon after the installation of the telegraph in Fredericksburg,
Virginia, a little darky, the son of my father's mammy, saw a piece of
newspaper that had blown up on the telegraph wires and caught there.
Running to my grandmother in a great state of excitement, he cried,
"Miss Liza, come quick! Dem wires done buss and done let all the news
out!"--_Sue M.M. Halsey_.


"Our whole neighborhood has been stirred up," said the regular reader.

The editor of the country weekly seized his pen. "Tell me about it," he
said. "What we want is news. What stirred it up?"

"Plowing," said the farmer.


There is nothing new except what is forgotten.--_Mademoiselle Berlin_.





Next: NEWSPAPERS

Previous: NEW YORK CITY



Add to del.icio.us Add to Reddit Add to Digg Add to Del.icio.us Add to Google Add to Twitter Add to Stumble Upon
Add to Informational Site Network
Report
Privacy
SHAREADD TO EBOOK


Viewed 2216





Random Joke Topics

Widows
Statistics
Climate
Anger
Wasps
Repartee
Preaching
Sunday
Theater
Librarians
Municipal Government
Dachshunds
Church Discipline
Borrowers
Governors
Tears
Inspirations
Sympathy
Proportion
Aviators
Deer
Actors And Actresses
Fourth Of July
Thin People
Illusions And Hallucinations