VIEW THE MOBILE VERSION of www.freejokes.ca Informational Site Network Informational
Privacy
  Home Stories Jokes Joke Topics Jokes Riddles Anecdotes Irish Humour Jests Canadian Humour Puns Animal Anecdotes Free Jokes Humour Scenes


Most Viewed

After Dinner Speeches
Liars
Thin People
Employers And Employees
Courage
Faith
Forgetfulness
Guests
Honesty
Coffee


Least Viewed

Collecting Of Accounts
Fingerbowls
Speed
Compromises
Friends, Society Of
Reconciliations
Speculation
Surprise
Treason
Discretion




Parrots

Joke Topics Home






Pat had but a limited knowledge of the bird kingdom. One day, walking
down the street, he noticed a green bird in a cage, talking and singing.
Thinking to pet it he stroked its head. The bird turned quickly,
screaming, "Hello! What do you want?" Pat shied off like a frightened
horse, lifting his hat and bowing politely as he stuttered out:
"Ex-excuse me s-sir, I thought you was a burrd!"





Next: PARTNERSHIP

Previous: PARENTS



Add to del.icio.us Add to Reddit Add to Digg Add to Del.icio.us Add to Google Add to Twitter Add to Stumble Upon
Add to Informational Site Network
Report
Privacy
SHAREADD TO EBOOK


Viewed 2151





Random Joke Topics

Friends, Society Of
Missions
Compromises
Aviation
Snoring
Gifts
Law
Smiles
Value
Woman
Domestic Finance
Bacteria
Kultur
Parrots
Treason
Judges
West, The
Appearances
Women's Clubs
Economy
Determination
Compliments
Hell
Choices
War