PENSIONS


WILLIS--"I wonder if there will ever be universal peace."



GILLIS--"Sure. All they've got to do is to get the nations to agree that

in case of war the winner pays the pensions."--_Puck_.





"Why was it you never married again, Aunt Sallie?" inquired Mrs. McClane

of an old colored woman in West Virginia.



"'Deed, Miss Ellie," replied the old woman earnestly, "dat daid nigger's

wuth moah to me dan a live one. I gits a pension."--_Edith Howell

Armor_.





If England had a system of pensions like ours, we should see that "all

that was left of the Noble Six Hundred" was six thousand pensioners.



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