REAL ESTATE AGENTS


Little Nelly told little Anita what she termed a "little fib."



ANITA--"A fib is the same as a story, and a story is the same as a lie."



NELLY--"No, it is not."



ANITA--"Yes, it is, because my father said so, and my father is a

professor at the university."



NELLY--"I don't care if he is. My father is a real estate man, and he

knows more about lying than your father does."



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