TEETH
There was an old man of Tarentum,
Who gnashed his false teeth till he bent 'em:
And when asked for the cost
Of what he had lost,
Said, "I really can't tell for I rent 'em!"
--_Gilbert K. Chesterton_.
Pat came to the office with his jaw very much swollen from a tooth he
desired to have pulled. But when the suffering son of Erin got into the
face, he positively refused to open his mouth.
The dentist quietly told his office boy to prick his patient with a pin,
and when Pat opened his mouth to yell the dentist seized the tooth, and
out it came.
"It didn't hurt as much as you expected it would, did it?" the dentist
asked smiling.
"Well, no," replied Pat hesitatingly, as if doubting the truthfulness of
his admission. "But," he added, placing his hand on the spot where the
boy jabbed him with the pin, "begorra, little did I think the roots
would reach down like that."
An Irishman with one side of his face badly swollen stepped into Dr.
Wicten's office and inquired if the dentist was in. "I am the dentist,"
said the doctor.
"Well, then, I want ye to see what's the matter wid me tooth."
The doctor examined the offending molar, and explained: "The nerve is
dead; that's what's the matter."
"Thin, be the powers," the Irishman exclaimed, "the other teeth must be
houldin' a wake over it!"
For there was never yet philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently.
--_Shakespeare_.
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