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A trust is known by the companies it keeps.--_Ellis O. Jones_.
TOMPKINS--"Ventley has received a million dollars for his patent egg
dating machine. You know it is absolutely interference-proof, and dates
correctly and indelibly as the egg is being laid."
DEWLEY--"Is the machine on the market yet?"
TOMKINS--"Oh, my no! and it won't be on the market. The patent was
bought by the Cold Storage Trust."
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