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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




--I'm very sorry for that boy

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--"I'm very sorry for that boy. Your scolding cut him to the

quick."



--"That's impossible. He has no quick. He's a messenger boy."











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Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
Pat--who Is Being Lowered Into A Well; Sthop Will Ye Murphy
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
There Is A Man Who Never Knew Such A Thing As Fear
Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In School
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer Loses His Nerve
Dearest She Murmured I'm So Afraid You'll Change
And You Really Think That A Miss Is As Good As A Mile
Why Is A Railroad Train Like A Bedbug
Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A Maltese Cross
He--don't You Think Miss Plainly Is The Very Image Of Her Mother
Johnnie--ya-as I've Just Come Back From Ireland--county Cork
Smith--there Is Something That Will Never Be Boycotted By The Fair Sex As Long As Time Lasts
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
Tom--what's That
The Girl Who Marries A Title Very Frequently Turns Her Fortune To A Count
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
--i Want To Be An Angel