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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




--I'm very sorry for that boy

Puns Home









--"I'm very sorry for that boy. Your scolding cut him to the

quick."



--"That's impossible. He has no quick. He's a messenger boy."











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Groceryman--pat Do You Like Apples
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The Ball
What Is The Plural Of Man Johnny
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
The Other Day The Head Of A Boarding-school Noticed One Of The Boys Wiping His Knife On The Table-cloth And Pounced On Him At Once
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
Said She How Beautiful Is Nature
Good Gracious Said The Hen When She Discovered A Porcelain Egg On The Nest
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
Do You Think That As A Rule People Who Attend Theaters Are Superstitious
Sillicus--do You Think We Shall Know Each Other In The Hereafter
The Slats Of The Shutter Of Our Office-window Are In A Dilapidated Condition
How Did You Cure Your Boy Of Swearing
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same As They Have In New York
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
Let Me See Said The Minister
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Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The Question
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
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If A Woman Would Change Her Sex What Would Her Religion Be
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Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir