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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




--I'm very sorry for that boy

Puns Home









--"I'm very sorry for that boy. Your scolding cut him to the

quick."



--"That's impossible. He has no quick. He's a messenger boy."











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Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
The First Impulse Of The Young Married Man On Being Presented With His First Baby Is To Give It A-weigh
Tom--what's That
An Emblem Of Tenuity We Witness Every Day; Behold The Corset-and You'll See The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With Tiresome Callers
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her; She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check Unless The Banker Knew Her
Mrs
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
Franklin--do You Know I Started In Life As A Barefooted Boy
You Treat Me Cried Mrs
Mrs
She--you Look As Though You Had Raised Ned At Your Club Last Night
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say: Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
Elderly Man (greeting Former Acquaintance)--i Remember Your Face Perfectly Miss But Your Name Has Escaped Me
Jones Caught The Hay Fever From Dancing With A Grass Widow
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The E
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
Mrs
Said She How Beautiful Is Nature
Don't You Find It Easier To Shave Some Men Than Others
There Is A Presbyterian In Jersey City So Openly Opposed To Baptism By Immersion That He Refuses To Carry A Waterbury Watch
Jenks--why On Earth Did You Laugh So Heartily At That Ancient Jest Of Borem's