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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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--I'm very sorry for that boy
Puns Home
--"I'm very sorry for that boy. Your scolding cut him to the
quick."
--"That's impossible. He has no quick. He's a messenger boy."
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Puns
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught
Who Are Not Humorously Prone;
A Man Without A Merry Thought
Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
Do I Bore You
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met
At A Fair
Why Do You Call Him 'mr
Is The Proprietor In
Massachusetts Is Noted For Boots And Shoes
The Landlord Came To Mrs
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
She Heard The Fog-horn Blowing
And What Is That
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
What Was The Subject Of Your Debate This Evening
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same
As They Have In New York
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An
Onion For The Purpose
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On
Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
Fannie--why Do People Always Apply The Name Of She To A City
An Excellent Reason
Brown--what Kind Of A Cigar Is That Old Man
Let Me See Said The Minister
Guest--what Have You Got
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You
Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
Anything New In Your Neighborhood
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