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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




--No matter how high an awning may be suspended it is only a shade above the street

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--No matter how high an awning may be suspended, it is only a

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A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up And Looked Her Over And Went Away
When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody Works Bu
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An Onion For The Purpose
The First Impulse Of The Young Married Man On Being Presented With His First Baby Is To Give It A-weigh
He--time And Tide Wait For No Man
Did You Ever Consider The Case Of The Boy Who Stood On The Burning Deck
You Were Thrown Out
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
Teacher--johnny Can You Tell Me What A Section Boss Is
The Hawk Was Dozing
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
I Was In The Depot Restaurant Of One Of The Great Railroads And Was Asked Why Am I Standing While Drinking My Coffee
What Is The Best Way To Raise Cabbage
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
That Man Has Had Five Wives
An Excellent Reason
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any 'coppers' Down There
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand Soight
Biggs--i Hear The Jail Was Afire This Morning
I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In School
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
The Other Day The Head Of A Boarding-school Noticed One Of The Boys Wiping His Knife On The Table-cloth And Pounced On Him At Once