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--So Ethel is to marry that young Bob Halstey; why he has been jilted by half a dozen girls

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--So Ethel is to marry that young Bob Halstey; why, he has been

jilted by half a dozen girls.



--Case of being well shaken before taken, I suppose.











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A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid-- Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack-- But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket Fence
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Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
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